Maui wows for sure. Sand and sea and surf and turf chip my toe paint away each day. The girls have been tiki blessed, bead braided and tattoo henna'd, while I find myself inexplicably unable to drink anything but beer and rum. But the languid, lilting undertow of life is so enervating I don't know how anyone can live here full time. I'd never accomplish a thing. Almost as nice as a summer on the Michigan coast, it's too blissful for words.