Girlz in a key of B flat
Hella Chloe rapped all nite, or so it seemed.
I only ever noticed her
‘cause her bra didn’t seem stuffed quite right
as if the actual wasn't siliconed enough,
(ya know her mama never wants her falling behind as such)
What a puss, she don't even know how to cuss.
But do ya know how rich she is.
A cunty little miss-place-holder
for the primest of the middle schools.
Stupid telly with the LA twots
imploding all with chemmie spots.
Yo, girl, you deserve a better mentor
as if there even is such stuff.
If I’m talking all Joan Didion-like,
I apologize. Whatever, anyway,
You need to have the educate.
Not the norm I know of late.
All's I'm saying's is
you need to be a dude, girlfriend.
Stand up tall, defend your self.
Shoot from your swirly girly hips
cause swivelin’ types be true to start,
all sensitive like. raining on my heart.
Your own true id be back in town.
Think thrice and careful afore ya ruin it
cause today's false eyelashes,
kardashians and implants,
so ungenuine but fall so splat.
In point of fact…and matter that
cause you know you're so much more than that.